To celebrate Mother's Day I have compiled some of the funniest answers from this year's Mother's Day cards completed in my Pre-K classes.
Mommy looks pretty when:
- she wears her purple shirt.
- she has a happy heart and not "bes" mean.
- its Friday.
- she uses her hair pretties.
- she gets out of the shower.
Mommy loves:
- me.
- Korean dramas.
- my brother.
Mommy looks funniest when:
- its Christmas.
- she wears a honey mask.
- she gets out of the shower (same kid!)
If I could buy Mommy a special present it would be:
- more garden stuff - she loves garden stuff!
- purple ice cream (same kid as purple shirt).
- beer
Mommy doesn't like:
- when I don't do stuff for her.
- Daddy.
- when I grow up too fast.
The best thing Mommy cooks is:
- green beans.
- eggs with no yellow - she can do that you know!
- cottage cheese
- chicken for dinner - it really is good!
Mommy doesn't like it when:
- I wake up early.
- I bite my sister.
- I get cranky - I get tired!
- Sugar poops in the house.
Mommy's age is:
- 4
- 16
- 87
- 100
Being a Mom is the best job God ever designed. Cheers to all the great Moms who have done their very best to raise great kids. And to a special mom who did a great job raising me - I love you, Mom!
1 comment:
my mom saved some funny cards from when i was little i said something like:
"my mom loves watching knots landing and hates cooking. she is nice cause she bought me a hamster. i love her when she lets me have friends spend the night. my mom is nice."
funny shit. kids are annoying, but man they some great stuff.
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